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Tuesday 6 March 2012

I have a photographic memory which was never developed

Hullo guys, its been a while since I last wrote and a lot has occurred since then.  I've just returned from a three day hike in the North Chilterns for DofE.  Overall it was quite a good experience, but the weather on Sunday was inclement to sat the least.  Six of us were following a pre-planned route, but it got the point where our hands were to cold to navigate, or even use a phone.  We eventually found cover from the downpour of rain, sleet, hail and snow in a toilet.  There we lost all hope and were looking depressed.  To be fair, it was colder than a polar bear's cock outside.  So eventually a policeman came and rolled down his window saying a woman had called saying a group had hypothermia.  He called re-enforcements and we were saved.  Apparently there was a fit policewoman, but I didn't see her.  That was the practice expedition, so if I can cope with that, the assessed shouldn't be too bad.  Next week I'm in Wales for a Geography trip, which should be good.  It makes a change to sixth form anyway.    

Aside from this, I am now working permanently at Tesco.  I do a Friday night, Saturday and Sunday.  Some of you will be saying I'm a crazy git for working those hours on top of studying, but it does make mean I'm not bored.  At the moment I'm paying 22% tax which is outrageous on a trolley boy's wages.  I can't wait for my new tax code and rebate whenever they will come.  Patience is a virtue and all that.  Pushing trolleys is a decent job actually, despite what you might think.  I regularly share jokes and we talk about football and stuff, and the whole thing is a joke really.  I was pushing a line of 26 trolleys the other week, which is too many, but I thought I could manage.  So I was plodding long, then suddenly this van reversed into me at speed, making a dent in the back.  Nothing came of it, but I need to be more sensible.  There's always some drama in that car park.  I get on with everyone too which helps.

I was on the bus this morning, and I got talking to this woman.  For some reason, I just couldn't understand a single word that was coming out of her tits.  Anyway, apparently J-Lo's nipple now has an official Twitter page. They should have made a Facebook page instead, so then we all could have poked it.  In the beginning, God created heaven and Earth.  After that everything else was made in China.

I'm sorry, that paragraph had nothing to do with anything, I just inserted it for entertainment.  General life is ok for me, just very busy.  I hope everything is good for you and your families.

Ta da,

- Mike